Luke Edwards

Luke Edwards is the husband of Colin Shithead.

History
Colin and Luke first met after Colin was imprisoned for raping a ten year old boy. The two escaped from prison and blew up the city where they were, killing everyone there except for three people. They stayed in a hotel, to which Luke fell off the roof. Presumed dead, Colin started a new life without Luke until the two reunited at a burger joint, Luke alive. The two wed and are married.

Trivia

 * Besides Colin Shithead, Luke is possibly the most evil character, as he has murdered and raped several women, as well as blowing up an entire city and continuing on with his crimes.