Colin Shithead

Colin Shithead is the lead character of the series.

History
Colin Shithead is a dangerous, gay predator who was mostly unsuccessful in raping men until his mother's death, at which point he became more and more dangerous and psychotic, succeeding most times at assaulting several men due to his mother not being around to stop the attacks. He has had several boyfriends before meeting Luke Edwards in prison, as to which they started a life together, first as friends before getting engaged and eventually married. In Season 6, Colin met his long lost sister Kimberly Shithead, a stripper who was kicked out of home by Mrs Shithead and whom became estranged from Colin. She moved in with Colin and Luke. He currently resides with Kimberly, Luke, Mr Edwards, Moira Edwards, Theresa and Peter in Theresa's home after his apartment was destroyed in a similar attack to the World Trade Center back in 2001.

Trivia

 * Colin Shithead is the only character to appear in every episode of the series.
 * The character is a reference to a previous Youtuber, 1991ArielFan, which was mentioned in the first episode of the series.
 * Colin was originally meant to be a creepy old man interested in Disney princesses but this was changed. It is shown he has an interest in collecting Disney VHS's in the first episode, but this was never continued on with.